Fifty Shades of Grey Pussy Cats Read online

  Fifty Shades of Grey Pussy Cats, Volume 1

  Copyright 2012, Farce Farce Away

  A wonderfully tongue-in-cheek play on the Fifty Shades series that matches quotes from the novels with photo interpretations by gorgeous shades-of-grey cats.

  "Grey -- you're on my sh*t list and I'm watching you."

  "Every time you move tomorrow, I want you to be reminded that I've been here. Only me. You are mine."

  "I was holding you and you were looking up at me all 'kiss me, kiss me, Christian.'"

  "I gasp, and all the muscles deep in my belly clench. My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils."

  "Why does he have such an unnerving effect on me? His over-whelming good looks maybe? The way his eyes blaze at me?"

  "'Can I take the cap and gown off now? I feel kind of dorky.' You look kind of dorky... my subconscious is at her snarky best."

  "He's naked except for those soft ripped jeans, top button casually undone. Jeez, he looks so freaking hot."

  "His eyes wide and bleak and tortured. I can soothe him. Join him briefly in the darkness and bring him into the light."

  "We aim to please, Miss Steele."

  "I am going to have coffee with Christian Grey... and I hate coffee."

  "Yet today, for the first time ever, I feel lonely and uncomfortable here, unhappy with my own company."

  "My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old."

  "My subconscious is furious, medusa-like in her anger, hair flying, her hands clenched around her face like Edvard Munch's Scream."

  "Supposing I've said I hate him, or worse still, that I love him, in my sleep."

  "It's very hard to grow up in a perfect family when you're not perfect."

  "Trust me, Anastasia, I can take you places you don't even know exist."

  "I'm fifty shades of f*cked-up, Anastasia"

  "I am flying too close to the sun, dazzled by the light, ...weary in my endeavers to stay airborn."

  "'Are you smirking at me, Mr. Grey?' I ask sweetly. Pompous a*s."

  "If I want to buy you a f*cking car, I'll buy you a f*cking car."

  "Oh, f*ck the paperwork."

  "How can I eat now? I'm going to Seattle by helicopter with Christian Gray. And he wants to bite my lip."

  "And in this quiet moment, as I close my eyes, ... I don't think I have ever been so happy."

  "Placing my head on my knees, I let the irrational tears fall unrestrained. I am crying over the loss of something I never had. How ridiculous."

  "I'd like to bite that lip."

  "You'll let me exert my will over you. I will gain a great deal of pleasure, joy, even in your submission."

  "Come, I want to show you my playroom."

  "Men aren't really complicated, Ana, honey. They are very simple, literal creatures."

  "Even a pain in the a*s needs someone to care about them."

  "Laters, baby."

 

 

  U R Joking, Fifty Shades of Grey Pussy Cats

  Thanks for reading the books on GrayCity.Net